On a recent trip to the Kona Kai Marina in San Diego, I met a lovely young blonde who accompanied me for a cocktail. As the evening went on we looked up at the full moon and I asked her opinion, "Which do you think is closer, The Moon or New York City?". She quickly said "The Moon". "Really?" I asked. I The lovely replied, in her best So-Cal voice, " Helloooo, you can see the moon..."

Why did the blond tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

Because she didnt want to wake the sleeping pills.

Booo.....Boooo.....hiss...hiss .........get the hook!