05-Sep-08 04:48:16 AM UTC
Mark Lauzon

United States, CA

What did the snail say when riding on the back of a turtle? Weeeeeeeeee!!!
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05-Sep-08 06:19:58 PM UTC
Ian Fagg

United Kingdom, Cornwall

A Tortoise got mugged by snails one night on his way home from work. When he reported the incident to the police he was asked if he saw who the muggers were, \"no I didn\'t\" said the Tortoise, \"it all happened so fast\".
Ian G. Fagg
Capt. SV Extarordinary