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07-Sep-08 09:49:09 PM UTC
Bob White

United States, California

There was a contest to find the smartest blond in the US. In single elimination they finally narrowed the field to one finalist, the other 10,000 blonds were in the audience. The emcee said, \\\"Alright now, for $1,000,000 dollars what is 4+6. The blond answered 9. \\\"Oh I\\\'m sorry that is wrong,\\\" said the emcee. The audience screamed \\\"Give her another chance, give her another chance!\\\" The emcee relented and said, \\\"Alright, one final chance at the $1,000,000. What is 2+2?\\\" The blond shouted 4! And the audience screamed \\\"Give her another chance, give her another chance!\\\" Randy White - San Dieo
Randy White
President SailAngle.com
07-Sep-08 10:29:31 PM UTC
Bob White

United States, California

A beautiful blonde walked into a Manhattan bank and asked for the manager. She was shown to his office and said, Im going to Europe for a week and I need a loan for $5,000. The manager prepared the forms, and then asked, What will you be using for collateral? The blonde pointed to a new Bentley convertible parked at the curb. Will this do? Of course, he said, but we have to keep the car until you return. A week later, she returned and asked for her car. The manager said they had kept the care safely locked in the garage. Thank you, she purred. How much do I owe? You owe $5,000 in principal and $18.74 in accrued interest, the manager said. The blonde paid the amount and headed for the door. The manager followed and asked, You are obviously well to do, why did you want a $5,000 loan to go to Eurpe? Where else in Manhattan can you park a Bentley and know it will be safe for $18.74? she said.
Randy White
President SailAngle.com
07-Sep-08 10:37:03 PM UTC
Bob White

United States, California

There was a bar with a Magic Mirror on the wall by the Ladies Room that would vaporize anyone telling a lie. One day a brunette walked up to the mirror and said - I think I\'m the most beautiful brunette in the world and POOF she was vaporized. The next day a red head walked up to the mirror and said - I think I\'m the most beautiful red head in the workd and POOF she was vaporized. The following day a blonde walked up to the mirror and said - I think - - and POOF she was vaporized.
Randy White
President SailAngle.com
14-Sep-09 07:27:49 AM UTC
Larry Browne

United States, Ia

A red head went to her doctor claiming that she was very ill and possibly dieing. The doctor asked what her problem was. she said whenever I touch myself anywhere I excruciating. I touch my knee it's the same. I just can't stand the pain, what is wrong. The doc says first of all you are not a red head, you are blonde! Secondly you are not dieing, you have a broken finger!

Larry B
18-Sep-09 01:58:01 AM UTC
Inactive User

Larry Browne:

A red head went to her doctor claiming that she was very ill and possibly dieing. The doctor asked what her problem was. she said whenever I touch myself anywhere I excruciating. I touch my knee it's the same. I just can't stand the pain, what is wrong. The doc says first of all you are not a red head, you are blonde! Secondly you are not dieing, you have a broken finger!

Hahaha. That's a funny one Laughing

Justin McChesney
Co-Founder, SailAngle.com
San Luis Rey Sail & Power Squadron | D/28
12-Nov-09 04:31:17 AM UTC
Henry R. Keller

United States, New Jersey

A Blonde's Year in Review

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels......
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said ' 2-4 years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing........couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of
California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December


Couldn't call 911. 'duh'....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!



THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut
and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.


As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'


(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)

' My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'


Fair winds and Calm Seas!

Hank Keller, SN
SEO Shrewsbury
12-Nov-09 07:43:36 AM UTC
Randy White

United States, California

Henry - the You've Got Mail joke is the best of all time.

Cheers,

Randy White

Randy White
Co-Founder SailAngle.com
27-Nov-09 07:57:47 PM UTC

Hahhaha This is funny

23-Feb-10 05:33:46 PM UTC
Matthew J. Lombard...

United States, New York

An impeccably dressed blonde boards a plane in NYC bound for Hollywood. She sits in the first row of the first class cabin and demands service from the flight attendant. The flight attendant checks her ticket and informs her that she is in the wrong seat and needs to move rearward to the coach section of the plane. The blonde replies " I'm going to Hollywood, this is first class and this is where I am sitting!". The flight attendant tries to explain the mistake but the only response the blonde has is, " I'm going to Hollywood, this is first class and this is where I am sitting!". After some exchange between the two, the flight attendant calls on the Captain to intervene. The Captain tries but the blonde only repeats the same answer " I'm going to Hollywood, this is first class and this is where I am sitting!". Th Captain leans over and whispers in the blonde's ear. The blonde immediately gets up and walks to the rear of the plane and sits in her assigned seat without saying another word. The crew is amazed, they ask the Captain what he said to her. The Captain replies," I told her that first class on this flight does'nt go to Hollywood!"

24-Feb-10 12:36:28 AM UTC
Inactive User

Matthew J. Lombard...:

An impeccably dressed blonde boards a plane in NYC bound for Hollywood. She sits in the first row of the first class cabin and demands service from the flight attendant. The flight attendant checks her ticket and informs her that she is in the wrong seat and needs to move rearward to the coach section of the plane. The blonde replies " I'm going to Hollywood, this is first class and this is where I am sitting!". The flight attendant tries to explain the mistake but the only response the blonde has is, " I'm going to Hollywood, this is first class and this is where I am sitting!". After some exchange between the two, the flight attendant calls on the Captain to intervene. The Captain tries but the blonde only repeats the same answer " I'm going to Hollywood, this is first class and this is where I am sitting!". Th Captain leans over and whispers in the blonde's ear. The blonde immediately gets up and walks to the rear of the plane and sits in her assigned seat without saying another word. The crew is amazed, they ask the Captain what he said to her. The Captain replies," I told her that first class on this flight does'nt go to Hollywood!"

Although that was predictable, I really liked it Smile

Justin McChesney
Co-Founder, SailAngle.com
San Luis Rey Sail & Power Squadron | D/28